

Written by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft
By Arrangement with ORiGiNTM Theatrical
On Behalf of Samuel French
A Concord Theatricals Company
Based on the hugely successful British television series and adapted for the stage by its original writing team, this uproarious comedy relates the adventures of Rene, a hapless café owner in occupied France during World War II.
The show's premise is not to make fun of the war but to spoof war-based film and TV dramas, in particular the BBC1 drama ‘Secret Army’. Many of the elements and characters are directly taken from Secret Army, such as the café owner (René) having an affair in the restaurant under the nose of his wife (Edith), the enmity between the Gestapo and the German military, a valuable hidden painting, and a pair of British airmen trying to evade the Germans and get back to England.
René (who occasionally directly addresses the audience to explain the plot’s many twists and turns) spends the entire show trying to navigate around these and many other unlikely road-blocks, resulting in a never-ending series of farcical situations.
Content warning: Like most British farces, ‘Allo ‘Allo includes mature themes and sexual innuendo. Please talk to the production manager to discuss further if you have any concerns.
'Allo 'Allo will be performed in October 2026 - five performances over one extended weekend
Auditions
Auditions are being held on Sunday 21st June from 9:30am to 4:30 pm.
Additional auditions / call backs if required will be Monday 22nd and/or Tuesday 23rd June from 7.00 to 9:00 pm
Location: Wendy L Beckett Studio, of 350 Bengworden Road - turn left at the Bairnsdale Airport sign and drive to end of road.
More information, and online bookings link are available on our auditions page.
Creatives & Cast
Creatives
Director: Susan Hawton
Assistant Director: Tony Porter
Production Manager (Interim): Elaine Cope
Set Designer: Roy Rooney
Set Builder: Peter Martignoles
Email: bairnsdaleproductionline@gmail.com for all enquiries
Cast
Auditions
Sunday 21st June 2026 - from 9:30 am till 4:30 pm
Additional auditions / Call backs if required
Monday 22nd June 2026 (7.00 - 9.00 pm)
Tuesday 23rd June 2026 (7.00 - 9.00 pm)
Online audition bookings will open shortly.
Show Dates - October 2026
Show Dates |
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Thursday 15th October - 7:30pm |
Friday 16th October - 7:30pm |
Saturday 17th October - 2.00pm matinee |
Saturday 17th October - 7:30pm |
Sunday 18th October - 2:00pm matinee |
